Sunday, December 13, 2009

Who's Going to Be the Adult?

On the day that Isaac and I got married I had an interesting conversation with my dad about the future. He pointed out, as many other people have, that Isaac and I are very alike. I acknowledged that Isaac and I do, indeed, have very similar personalities. We have a lot in common. Then my dad said this: "Yeah but who's going to be the ADULT?!"
Well, I didn't have the answer to that question on my wedding day but my dad will be happy to know that I think I finally figured it out!
On Wednesday we had a wonderful, mature, house-warming party in honor of our newly decorated and painted grown-up home. One of our friends forgot his camera here and Isaac, being a responsible and reasonable adult, did the responsible, reasonable, adult thing to do. He took a picture of his naked butt on the camera for our friend to enjoy looking at when we returned his camera to him.
I asked Isaac how he came up with such a grown-up idea and he went on to tell me that he had taken hundreds, nay thousands of photos of his naked rear on peoples' cameras all over the world. His butt has adorned refrigerators, mantle pieces, and classy bathroom stalls all over this great earth.
When I listened to my husband tell me of the vast amount of people who have seen and celebrated his sweet cheeks, I knew I finally had the answer to my father's question.
Who IS going to be the adult?
Obviously the answer is....................................
NO ONE! If acting like an adult means not taking pictures of your naked butt for family and friends to enjoy then we will NEVER be adults!
So, there you go father! Now you can breathe a little easier knowing that your eldset daughter and son-in-law finally have it all figured out! And we've only been married 5 months! We're awesome at marriage wisdom! If there was an olympic sport for being married, we'd win the gold!

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